Be in Heaven before the Devil knows you are dead

Posted On Saturday, July 31st, 2010 By Ravi

Marissa Tomei, I thought, was a low profile actor. Personally I like Malayalam movies a lot, but the golden era of Malayalam movies is over with the new kids copying Tamil and Hindi movies make the new movies in Malayaam a complete waste of time. Last year I had ran out of movies, and I was really angry about it and started complaining to a friend that there are too few movies on this planet worthy of a man like me. He recommended a movie called Anger Management. It was a bit funny though cast with Adam Sandler and all, but it was just old wine in a new bottle. But Marissa did appeal to me a bit and I have seen her in another movie called What Women Want, a girl working in a coffee shop and calls Mel Gibson gay :p. I just looked her up on imdb, and found that she had won some awards for movies that I have never heard of. In the bedroom is a movie in which she she dates a kid just out of school while her divorce is ongoing with her psycho husband. He is jealous that she gets his house Continue Reading

Astrology Titbits

Posted On Tuesday, July 27th, 2010 By Ravi

I think I know what astrology is. I have overheard many people discussing it, and though I don’t believe in it much, I think a few things in astrology work for me. For instance, Mars in the 2nd house and Raahu in the lagnam. If you have raahu in the Lagnam, you will never have pride, and when you have Mars in the 2nd house your mouth acts as an RSS Feed of your brain. So a man with Rahu in the Lagnam and Mars in the 2nd house should learn to keep his trap shut, nothing else can be done. Then again, I have been really reserved if not a recluse most of my life, I rarely use the phone, and still I get into trouble when i open my mouth, I tend to hand out weapons to enemies myself.

All websites need to be optimized for the search engines

Posted On Friday, July 23rd, 2010 By Ravi

if you have a website online, you should optimize it for the search engines. Google has redefined the internet. Almost all traffic on the internet is routed through google, and unless you do some offline advertising, you won’t get any traffic at all to your website if you don’t optimize your sites for the search engines. Yes, there are people who call themselves experts, and they charge you a lot and don’t deliver results. I have fell for this myself several times. But don’t let this discourrage you, just pick someone from your own location whose balls you can grab if he doesn’t deliver. So for example if you are in Chicago, you should be looking for a chicago search engine optimization service provider.

Confused about the big brands?

Posted On Friday, July 23rd, 2010 By Ravi

When you go to a shopping mall, you will find loads of stores in there selling clothes. I have never had any idea on what to buy, and if buying clothes of different brands make any difference at all. i don’t see much difference in the quality of the material used to make those clothes, nor much on the prices. And the labels these days are inside the collar, so it is only likely that your wife or your girlfirend is going to be seeing those labels and not anyone else. But when it comes to T Shirts, I guess wearing labels is fashion. big and tall clothing I guess is my favorite, if not Westside

Aren’t we insulting the super masses?

Posted On Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 By Ravi

When in the recent years, thanks to the Hubble space telescope, we have found out that there are not only billions of trillions of gazillions of stars out there, but there are billions of gazillions of petametazillions of galaxies out there, and we don’t have even the exact count of stars on our own Milky way. Pathetic. Earthlings know of a few stars, and most of them are larger than our own Sun, the Sun worshiped by ancient civilizations as the first god, is now a bit of an embarrassment after seeing all the huge ones there. Its a fucking yellow dwarf star. Its not even a star, its a dwarf, and its nucleosynthesis cannot produce anything above nitrogen, and all the gold and silver that we have on our planet were either brought by asteroids, or they are just byproducts of a supernova that exploded previously, from which the Sun and the planets around it formed. Wikipedia stuff. The point I’m trying to make is, if an alien ever manages to invade us, wouldn’t he roll on the floor and laugh his ass off if he finds out that we measure distances with Astronomical units, which is the distance Continue Reading