Ravi, A Capitalist

The large hadron collider in the Swiss France border has been turned off since one of the protons that was circulated in the tunnel exited the solar system thanks to the centrifugal force that it accumulated in the 27 kilometres of tunnel underground at the speed of light. Well, making protons move at the speed of light cannot be made with cookie recipes in any case. So its back to the drawing board for all the scientists.

Earthlings have finally managed to accellerate something, well, a proton to the speed of light, to simulate the big bang effect. At CERN, at the border of Swiss and France, they have laid a 27 KM long circular tunnel underground with sensors that monitor collissions at 2 different sponts on the tunnel. They hope to find something about the God Mateiral.

People did predict that Earth would be converted into a Black Hole, but those loosers dont realize that the magnitude is so little that nothing would happen at all. You need the mass of a Star to make a blackhole, and colliding a few protons together will create nothing.

Fat people who just sit and think in the ways that their minds like to go need to have the best fat burner around and start working and get out of their fantasies soon enough.